My new screen saver.

My new screen saver.

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MINT CONDITION

MINT CONDITION

BOYZ N THE HOOD

BOYZ N THE HOOD

joemande:

Happy Mother’s Day from Brazzers.

joemande:

Happy Mother’s Day from Brazzers.

gabedelahaye:

kurtbraunohler:

Episode 2 of The K Ohle is here! Today I talk PETophilia with Gabe Delahaye - comedian and editor of videogum.com. We talk lots of dumb shit, and educate EVERYONE about Shiba Inus - if that’s how you even smell that dog’s name. PETophilia specializes in kind of knowing - so get into it!
http://www.nerdist.com/2013/05/the-k-ohle-2-pet-o-philia-with-gabe-delahaye/

This is a good podcast to listen to if you’re having trouble picking one.

gabedelahaye:

kurtbraunohler:

Episode 2 of The K Ohle is here! Today I talk PETophilia with Gabe Delahaye - comedian and editor of videogum.com. We talk lots of dumb shit, and educate EVERYONE about Shiba Inus - if that’s how you even smell that dog’s name. PETophilia specializes in kind of knowing - so get into it!

http://www.nerdist.com/2013/05/the-k-ohle-2-pet-o-philia-with-gabe-delahaye/

This is a good podcast to listen to if you’re having trouble picking one.

If you’re a COOL parent, you’ll give this to your kid to color on.

If you’re a COOL parent, you’ll give this to your kid to color on.

OCEANS 5

OCEANS 5

gabedelahaye:

Whatever this is, it’s all we have left. (Thanks/Blame, Kelly.)

You guys, don’t worry humanity is doing just fine!

yoisthisracist:

robojoe asked: Yo FUCK Ann Coulter. Racist trash.
Ann Coulter is racist trash.

ANN COULTER OUGHT TO BE IN PRISON FOR USING CHEAP ASS COVER UP FOUNDATION THAT EXPOSES HER LIZARD SCALES

yoisthisracist:

robojoe asked: Yo FUCK Ann Coulter. Racist trash.

Ann Coulter is racist trash.

ANN COULTER OUGHT TO BE IN PRISON FOR USING CHEAP ASS COVER UP FOUNDATION THAT EXPOSES HER LIZARD SCALES

IS THIS THE DUDE WHO MADE THE POPCORN???

IS THIS THE DUDE WHO MADE THE POPCORN???

slaughterhouse90210:

“He looked so—what was it that gave him his irresistible charm? He looked so accessible. That was it. A great simple truth struck me with surprise: charm is availability.”—Elaine Dundy, The Old Man and Me

slaughterhouse90210:

“He looked so—what was it that gave him his irresistible charm? He looked so accessible. That was it. A great simple truth struck me with surprise: charm is availability.”
—Elaine Dundy, The Old Man and Me

gabedelahaye:

HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN MACKLEMORE AND BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME?!

gabedelahaye:

HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN MACKLEMORE AND BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME?!

Props to the two dudes who took a 33-year-old Subaru and completely Jurassic Park’d the shit outta it. Anybody can go out and have their flashy sports car detailed, but where’s the fun in that? There’s no character. The car has no personality! We’ve all seen it before, and we’re not impressed. With a tricked out Jurassic Park Subaru, you’ve got yourself a legitimate pussy wagon. Now, you can pull up to any independent coffee shop and you are guaranteed to take home a cute bespectacled FANGIRL. The two of you will hop into your Jurassic Park ride, you’ll look at each other and smile, then you’ll say to her “Hold on to your butts!” as you race off to a pop-up Magic: The Gathering session. And after, that Subaru will be rocking harder than Dennis Nedry being mauled by a Dilophosaurus.

As Drake once said, you only live once, so you might as well just take his advice. That’s why I’m draining my entire savings account tomorrow and getting my 2007 Ford Focus hatchback detailed to look like the DeLorean from Back To The Future.

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need any motherfucking roads!

#NeverForget

#NeverForget

julieklausner:

Mindy Tucker’s photos from the April 5th How Was Your Week Live are here. To download the podcast, featuring SIGGY FLICKER, CHRIS ELLIOTT, BRIDEY ELLIOTT, PICHET ONG, MAX SILVESTRI, VIDS, AIMEE MANN, TED LEO, AND A WALK-ON FROM TOM SCHARPLING & ZACH GALIFIANAKIS—plus, a musical tribute to RAM and Hedwig, a cooking demo, an exploration of Woody Harrelson’s rock band, the East Coast debut of #BOTH, Wesson-chugging, Flicker-tweeting, Harmonica solos, and so, so much more— click here. If you want to subscribe to How Was Your Week on iTunes, here is that link.

Enjoy your day.

You guys, listen to this podcast. Julie Klausner is a good.